Biggest Twitter Twits
You wouldn’t expect someone who owns a boutique called Khaos and a
makeup line named Khrome to really know how to spell. And Kim Kardashian
proved that on November 19 when she described her dinner to her 16
million followers as “#spinach #avacado #pear #apples #yogart” – getting
only three of the five actually right. (Does she not have spellcheck?)
Just three days earlier, she caused a “kommotion” when she tweeted she
was “Praying for everyone in Israel,” angering people for seeming
“anti-Palestine.” She quickly deleted the offending post, but later
explained, “regardless of religion and political beliefs, there are
countless innocent people involved who didn’t choose this, and I pray
for all of them and also for a resolution.”
2010, she announced she was retiring from
acting, only to change her mind a few days later. But in June, just
after she plead not guilty for her April DUI in West Hollywood, the
former child star took to the site to beg for help from none other than
President Barack Obama … like the guy doesn’t have more important things
to do. "Hey @BarackObama . . . I don't drink," wrote Bynes. "Please
fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.”
Unfortunately for the actress, the POTUS didn’t tweet her back.
When she wasn’t getting arrested
or accused of stealing stuff, Lindsay Lohan was ruffling feathers on
Twitter. In September, she went on a bizarre tweet-a-thon, during which
she sent out her prayers to Prince Harry (weeks after his nude pic
scandal!), praised Chris Brown at the VMAs, asked the President to lower
taxes for millionaires on Forbes’ list, and targeted fellow hot
mess Amanda Bynes with "Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star
has had NO punishment(s) so far?” (Even though Bynes had not gone to
trial yet for any of her charges). But she brought on her biggest eye
roll in October, just before Hurricane Sandy hit the East Coast, when
she asked, “WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling
it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for
peace.” The storm went on to kill 131 people and caused $63 billion
worth of damage in the United States alone.
If we had a nickel for every
time Chris Brown went on a Twitter rant (usually about people still
hating him for his 2009 assault on Rihanna) and then deleted it, we'd be
rich! But in late November, the singer took it once step further when
he deleted his entire account following an extremely foul and offensive
Twitter fight with female writer Jenny Johnson. After she called him “a
worthless piece of s—t,” Brown responded with, “Take them teeth out when
u S—king my d--k HOE.” After she corrected his spelling of the word
“ho,” he shot back, “I should fart when ur giving me top.” To that,
Johnson commented that Brown’s mother should be so proud of her son’s
vocabulary. “Mom says hello,” he replied. “She told me not to shart in
ur mouth, wanted me to s--t right on the retina.” Almost immediately,
his account was frozen by Twitter before he deleted it all together. As
of now, Brown is back on the micro-blogging site … for the time being.
LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville have been fighting over Eddie
Cibrian – and over Twitter – for the past four years, and they’re not
showing signs of slowing down any time soon. It all came to a head in
August when the country singer went into a rehab facility for stress due
to the social network (the reality star later described it as
“Twehab”). After a brief truce, Glanville started it all up again in
early December because she said it was the only way to get her ex and
his wife to pay attention to her concerns about their two sons. She then
claimed that Rimes drinks too much and takes laxatives to stay thin.
Instead of responding on Twitter, Rimes went to TMZ. “It's a shame to
have one party constantly spreading lies,” she told the site. “I know
this drama is exactly what she wants to create. But Eddie and I hope for
everyone's sake, this changes."
From President Obama (and
democrats in general) to Rosie O’Donnell, no one was safe from the
technological wrath of Donald Trump this year. After the presidential
election, the “Apprentice” boss implored his followers to “fight like
hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice!” Two weeks later,
after Cher tweeted that she had 1,000 new followers that week, Trump
replied, “All because of me- people don’t care about you Cher.” (The
singer had called out Macy’s for working with a “racist cretin” like The
Donald.) The very next day, he took a swipe at heart attack survivor
Rosie O’Donnell, calling her a loser. In perhaps his strangest post,
Trump gave his own two cents on the fight between Halle Berry’s ex
Gabriel Aubry and current fiancĂ© Olivier Martinez, tweeting, “Always
drama with Halle B!” And with Trump, too, it seems.
Gwyneth Paltrow found another
way to annoy people – aside from doling out high-priced fashion advice
on her website, Goop.com. In June, while attending a Jay-Z and Kanye
West concert in Paris, she uploaded a photo and captioned it, "Ni**as in
paris for real." Although that is the name of the rappers' hit song,
people did not take kindly to the white actress' use of the n-word. Two
days later, she defended herself, tweeting, "Hold up. It's the title of
the song."
Kim wasn’t the only Kardashian
who made themselves look silly on Twitter this year. Her younger brother
Rob decided to put his personal business on there for all to see when
he wrote on December 3 that his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora had cheated on
him with “nearly 20 dudes while we were together.” Although he quickly
deleted everything, he returned later the same day to tell everyone that
he had even gotten the “R.I.P.” singer pregnant at some point. Keepin'
it klassy, Rob!
The death of Trayvon Martin gave
new life to racial issues in America, and Spike Lee was one of the many
celebs who spoke out for justice for the Florida teen who was gunned
down by George Zimmerman in March. But the “White Men Can’t Jump”
director only added to the negativity when he re-tweeted what he thought
was Zimmerman’s home address, along with the message to “reach out and
touch” the accused shooter. But there was one big problem: the address
belonged to an elderly couple, David and Elaine McClain, who were
terrified for their lives. “I Deeply Apologize To The McClain Family For
Retweeting Their Address,” Lee wrote. “It Was A Mistake. Please Leave
The McClain's In Peace. Justice In Court.” Since then, Lee has gone back
to tweeting about what he knows best: The New York Knicks.
After making a really bad rape
joke during one of his stand-up shows in Los Angeles in July, comedian
Daniel Tosh apologized for the poor judgment on Twitter – and then
managed to offend even more people when he added a very unfunny hashtag.
“The point i was making before i was heckled is there are awful things
in the world but you can still make jokes about them,” Tosh wrote,
before adding, “#deadbabies.” As can be imagined, that didn’t go over so
well either. Despite the tasteless “joke,” the “Tosh 2.0” host must
still have his fans … because that post was re-tweeted nearly 4,000
times.